Posted 9 hours ago
Posted 9 hours ago

sexhaver:

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

(Source: baddaysequence)

Posted 1 day ago

codeinewarrior:

woodmeat:

wat the fuck do snoop be doin??

livin

(Source: pslovekay)

Posted 1 day ago

nataliedomrer:

Why would you want to save the galaxy?
Cause I’m one of the idiots who lives in it!

Posted 2 days ago

the “text me when you get home so i know you’re safe” kind of people are the kind of people i wanna be around

(Source: meloetta)

Posted 4 days ago

zissoudiver:

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time

This guy protects the galaxy 

(Source: himynameistade)

Posted 5 days ago

xv7:

y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me

(Source: coachcrewneck)

Posted 5 days ago
hotsuburbandad:

the thing i love about this is how it’s stated as fact

hotsuburbandad:

the thing i love about this is how it’s stated as fact

(Source: emmyshirt)

Posted 5 days ago
Posted 5 days ago

jaclcfrost:

faygofuckyourself:

jaclcfrost:

if magic isn’t real then how do you explain

image

It hardens because the chocolate cools on the cold ice cream. Put a bottle in the fridge and wait. It’ll be a hunk of chocolate

no i’m pretty sure it’s magic it even says “magic” on the bottle and it’s got a snazzy turtle in a hat a magician would wear with a magic wand

(Source: jaclcfrost)